girlchub:

if u like this u are gay if u reblog this u are super deluxe gay

(via xcasualxkhaosx)

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via flushthet0ilet)

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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orangewave:

there are two types of people in this world

  • people i can trust to help me hide a body 
  • people who are the body 

(via xcasualxkhaosx)

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

(Source: martyr-eater, via flushthet0ilet)

archwrites:

commandersass:

Superpowers?

Nah, humans are more like

*jump*

*pew*

AKA the moments when Steve Rogers, adrenaline junkie, realized he had found His People

(via sabrinaho)

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

(via xcasualxkhaosx)

trehugger:

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via sabrinaho)

icelandiceel:

fuzzykitty01:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

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(Source: feanorr, via sabrinaho)